'What is your funniest pet story?': Funny Short Stories About Our Favorite Furry Friends.

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    A dog and a cat laying in the grass, model image.
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    Mine is this one time when my cat brought in a hummingbird, and when we were trying to contain it escaped flying around the house. And I was my cat was chasing it and it went into the bathroom and the bathtub was full and my cat jumped into the bathtub
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    Alternative-Bee2962 I took the rubbish out early one morning and was just in my dressing gown and my cat jumped up against the front door slamming it shut and locking me out and leaving me having to knock on a neighbour's door (who was surprised to find her new neighbour at her door in their dressing gown) so I could call my partner at work asking them to come
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    home to let me back in. I had to sit on the doorstep for half an hour waiting in the freezing cold UK winter whilst my cat sat with his head out of the catflap meowing at me wanting his breakfast.
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    Winter-Yogurt-4209 Walked out into the living room in the middle of the night after hearing some ruckus and saw my Nala hanging from the ceiling (we had a timber frame house and she climbed the wood framing up to and across the ceiling). A close second would be her knocking a box of pasta over and pushed it two and a half feet onto the lit stove and just watching it burn like
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    lit stove and just watching it burn like a pyromaniac until I grabbed her and threw the box in the sink and she looked so sad.
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    dogwoodandturquoise My bird once ate the center out of a slice of baguette and got it stuck on his head. He totally flipped out until he managed to knock it off and then happily ate the rest of it.
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    A cat and a dog rolling around in the grass.
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    mjh8212 I'm a dog person always had dogs sometimes multiple dogs all with funny stories but this cat got me. I moved in with my husband and his cat I loved her right away. I go to bed and when I wake up he's at work it's me and the cat and I'm new here. I'm scrolling and drinking coffee and I hear, hello over and over. You can't hear our downstairs door and I thought someone came inside or my husband didn't lock it. I go investigate freaked out and it's the cat she says
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    hello on repeat for attention, if you said hello back she'd stop. Shed walk into a room say hello announce herself. I miss that girl.
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    Dusty_Sequins When my cat got her head stuck in the spindles on the back of the kitchen chair. The spacing was wider at the top, so she put her head in there, and when she moved it toward the bottom she got stuck. And she was FR KING out, so we couldn't even grab her to help her. We tipped the chair sideways and she eventually got herself out.
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    Or it could also be when my cat (same one as the chair) was trying to get up on the windowsill behind the kitchen sink, so she jumped up onto the gas stove and her back foot turned the burner on and she singed all of her belly fur off. She was the clumsiest cat I ever did see.
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    honeydoo27 I have a lot. One good one is when I was growing up we had an octagonal window next to the front door. Our cat would get up there from the half wall in the foyer that was right next to the front door. She was sitting there on this day as my dad, my dog and I were training in the driveway/front yard. We did not realize the cat was there and even if we did would think nothing of it. We came in and my dog came bouncing in all happy and excited like dogs do. At the same time
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    the cat decided to jump down from the window as we probably spooked her when she saw us coming. She landed directly on the dog's back and then my dog freaked out crying barking like she was being attacked by a cougar. The cat jumped straight up and like a cartoon took off mid air to the basement around the corner. Dad and I couldn't do a thing, it happened so fast and was over by the time we realized what occurred. Animals are the best.
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    Oimemi0 I have a large dog. He likes to get into tiny spaces. This dog is 30inches at the shoulder, 30 inches shoulder to hip (77cm), Long tail, big thick head. He crawled in through a dog door meant for a dog as big as his head. I caught him half way through and there's no way to elegantly extract himself so he lay there like he was supposed to be half inside. He didn't move until I was out of the room and he could let himself in like he was apparently a guest.
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    I walked into my bathroom to find him half way through the window, the head height window. He had run up the wall outside and put his paws through the screen and come through. My parrot is a thief detector. I'm Australian, he's learnt a few choice words over the years but the C word used to come out every time a particular person came into a store | ran. I ignored it for a while until the next time the bird was practically
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    screaming and I stuck my head around a shelf and saw the guy pocket some things. He came to the counter to pay for 2, I asked him to empty his pockets and pay for that too. Steal 6, pay for 2. (These were luxury items, not something he actively needed.)

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